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These are the pictures of Holly's kidneys that they removed. For reference,
the ruler in the picture is 6 inches long and the left kidney is the size of a football.

I'd like to bring all the troops home, send Bush to Iraq instead, and use all the money we'd save to buy everyone in America one of these:

http://www.teslamotors.com


Detroit, get a clue and catch up!

Does anyone out there like the old Atari games-- Adventure, Breakout, Canyon Bomber, Crystal Castles, Millipede, Sprintmaster, Asteroids, Centipede, Planet Smashers, etc.?

Five jobs I have had in my life:
1. juice bar barista
2. gear manufacturer
3. apple picker
4. schoolbus driver
5. therapeutic pet bather

Five movies I would watch over and over:
1. The Princess Bride
2. Tootsie or '9 to 5'
3. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
4. The old Star Wars trilogy (new ones are abysmally abominable)
5. Indochine

Five places I have lived:
1. Irvine, CA
2. Madison, WI
3. Skibbereen, Co. Cork, Ireland
4. Tai Koo, Hong Kong
5. Naples, Italy

Five TV shows I love to watch:
1. West Wing
2. Family Guy
3. Law & Order, SVU
4. Motorcycle Mania with Jesse James
5. Going Tribal

Five places I have been:
1. Guangxi, China
2. Talinn, Estonia
3. Budapest, Hungary
4. Roatan, Honduras
5. The top of Half Dome, Yosemite, California

Five websites I visit daily:
1. This place
2. Google
3. Google
4. All my email
5. BBC news

Five of my favorite foods:
1. beer
2. a chile relleno burrito from my favorite El Salvadoran restaurant
3. sale pane (fresh salted bread) from my old bakery
4. sushi
5. more beer

Five places I would rather be right now:
1. my lovely, warm, soft, comfy waterbed
2. sailing a Hobie Cat off the Jersey shore
3. Mazomanie - far away from the wackos, with a beer in my hand
4. on a motorcycle in the Anza Borrego desert after a spring rain
5. riding my motorcycle through Spring Green, Wisconsin
6. on a glacial lake in the High Sierras of California
7. hanging my feet off orange sandstone rocks into Lake Superior
8. most anywhere with my partner in nerd-crime
9. snorkeling in a coral reef
10. the Aran Island of Inishmore, dangling my head over the cliffs that drop into the sea
11. at the bank, depositing a check for 100 million dollars into my account
12. kayaking in the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey
13. riding a jet ski
14. oops! *Freudian slip* I guess that's more than five....

You know you want to see what kind of nerd you are!

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Two songs to which NOBODY ever seems to know the true lyrics, and you know you don't either:


( Wrapped up like a douche... )

( Oh, baby-- Where you gonna go... )

bra a a a a aains!!

 

 

Hungry Zombies:

 

The Cutest Protester at the Zombie Rights March:

 

Support Zombie Marriage!

Zombies are People, Too!

Equal Rights, and Brains, for Zombies!

 

The Undead Deserve Life, Too!

 

I'm a Zombie and I Vote!

 

Terrorizing little children in the ice cream shop:

 

mmmmmmm.......                    bra a a ains!

 

..Emphasis on the, "both compassionate and brilliant," part of this description of me.

You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)

You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination. You were born to be a doctor.

I will be going to this:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/madisonwi/676911.html

tomorrow, and I will carry a protest sign that says,

"Just Say 'NO!' to braaaains "

Come join me.... braaaains